
Hey, I'm Kevin. I built Thick Thigh Tribe to $910K across four channels, no agency, no paid ads. The audits run on that playbook. This is the version where I'm in it with you, one-on-one.
Book an intro callBy application, a quick call to see if it's a fit.
I'm not a consultant who read about brand-building in a book. I did it, bootstrapped Thick Thigh Tribe to nearly seven figures, then built the audit engine that takes apart any DTC store the same way I built mine. And I don't just live in e-commerce, I run a brick-and-mortar and a podcast studio too, so I've operated across channels most consultants have only read about. Work with me and you're borrowing a brain that's actually in the arena.
Pre-launch with just an idea, or running real revenue and stuck, there's a way to work together. We figure out the right fit on the call.
Pre-launch. We pressure-test the concept and map your first offer before you spend a dollar.
Early and finding your footing. Lock in what actually works and build momentum.
Real revenue, one bottleneck killing your growth. We break it and build the plan to scale.
Established and want an operator in your corner, ongoing strategy as you grow.
Pre-launch or scaling, you're past dabbling and ready to do the work, not collect another $19 course.
You ran the audit, now you want help actually executing the plan.
Skip the agency markup. Get the operator who's done it, in your corner.
Not for everyone: if you want a quick hack or a $19 course, this isn't it. This is for people serious about building something real, whatever stage you're at.
Pick a time below. No pitch deck, no pressure.
I'll get the real picture of your brand and what's actually holding revenue back.
Retainer, done-with-you, a focused sprint, whatever moves the needle for your situation. If I can't help, I'll tell you straight.
It depends on the engagement, we figure that out on the call. It's a real investment, priced for founders serious about growth, not a $19 course. If the math doesn't make sense for you, I'll say so.
Every engagement is built around your situation on the intro call, from a focused sprint to ongoing advisory. We design it to fit what you actually need, not a one-size package.
It helps me move faster, but it's not required. We can start from wherever you are. (If you haven't, grab the free audit first; it's a great primer.)
I'll tell you straight on the call, no hard sell. If it's not right, I'll point you to the best next step, whether that's the audit, the membership, or someone else entirely.
30 minutes with me. We'll know fast if it's a fit.

You'll be talking to me directly, pick a time and it drops straight into both our calendars.
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