The operator who did it,in your corner.
I'm Kevin. I took my own brand, Thick Thigh Tribe, to $910K, no agency, no paid ads. Whether you're fixing a stuck store or launching an idea from zero, this is the version where I'm in it with you, one-on-one.
By application, a quick call to see if it's a fit.

Not a guru. An operator in the arena.
I'm not a consultant who read about brand-building in a book. I bootstrapped Thick Thigh Tribe to nearly seven figures, then built the audit engine that takes apart any DTC store the same way I built mine. I also run a brick-and-mortar and a podcast studio, so I've operated across channels most consultants have only read about. Work with me and you're borrowing a brain that's actually in the arena.
Stuck store or idea from zero.
This is the paid step both lanes lead to. We figure out the right fit on the call, no one-size package.
Real revenue, one bottleneck killing your growth. I've lived the inventory, the SEO, the competitors copying you, the 2am supplier fires. We break what's stuck and build the plan to scale.
- ✓Diagnose the bottleneck that's costing you sales
- ✓A prioritized plan you can actually execute
- ✓An operator who's scaled a real store, in your corner
Pre-launch with just an idea. I've been to zero more than once, watches, a beard kit, sunglasses, all flopped before TTT hit. I know what separates the idea that works from the ones that don't. We pressure-test it before you spend a dollar.
- ✓Pressure-test the concept, honestly
- ✓Map your first offer and what must be true
- ✓Build it from zero with someone who's done it
Serious builders only.
Pre-launch or scaling, you're past dabbling and ready to do the work, not collect another $19 course.
You ran the audit, now you want help actually executing the plan.
Skip the agency markup. Get the operator who's done it, in your corner.
Not for everyone: if you want a quick hack or a $19 course, this isn't it. This is for people serious about building something real, whatever stage you're at.
Three steps. No pitch deck.
- 1Book a 30-minute intro call
Pick a time below. No pitch deck, no pressure.
- 2We map where you're stuck
I'll get the real picture of your brand, or your idea, and what's actually holding revenue back.
- 3If we're a fit, we build the engagement
Retainer, done-with-you, a focused sprint, whatever moves the needle for your situation. If I can't help, I'll tell you straight.
No fine print.
It depends on the engagement, we figure that out on the call. It's a real investment, priced for founders serious about growth, not a $19 course. If the math doesn't make sense for you, I'll say so.
Every engagement is built around your situation on the intro call, from a focused sprint to ongoing advisory. We design it to fit what you actually need, not a one-size package.
It helps me move faster, but it's not required. We can start from wherever you are. (If you haven't, grab the free audit first; it's a great primer.)
I'll tell you straight on the call, no hard sell. If it's not right, I'll point you to the best next step, whether that's the audit, the membership, or someone else entirely.
Book your intro call.
30 minutes with me, directly. We'll know fast if it's a fit. Pick a time and it drops straight into both our calendars.
Not ready yet? Start with a free audit, see exactly what's broken and what it's costing you.
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