The brand audit an operator runs —automated.
Every audit ships in under a minute with live competitor intelligence, reconciled revenue math, and the single highest-leverage move to make this week. Built by Kevin Mornot after scaling Thick Thigh Tribe to $910K in gross annual revenue.
Evidence-cited findings. Not templates.
Four proof panels from a real audit we generated for Thick Thigh Tribe. The sample PDF at the top of this page has the full thing.
Every opportunity has expected-lift math.
No vague “improve your SEO.” Each opportunity has specific steps, the tools to use, the time it'll take, and the $ lift you should see. Five to seven per audit.
Every dollar figure reconciles.
Your estimated traffic × conversion rate × AOV — current vs. projected. You can argue with the assumptions (we tell you what they are), but you can verify the arithmetic.
Real competitors. Quoted copy.
Not ChatGPT guessing who your competitors are. The system runs live web searches, fetches actual homepages of niche brands in your category, and pulls their positioning word-for-word.
For TTT, it surfaced Thunda Thighs — a direct competitor that LLMs’ training data misses. Pulled their real meta description, flagged as high-threat.
One specific directive. No filler.
Every report ends with a ranked plan. The top of it is the single thing we'd do first if this were our brand. Ship it, measure it, then work the rest of the plan.
Read the full 14-page audit we generated for Thick Thigh Tribe — the brand Kevin built to $910K. See exactly what you'd get.
Download the sample audit →Real Results, Real Growth
See how our brand analysis transformed Thick Thigh Tribe
Thick Thigh Tribe
Pick the depth you need.
Every tier delivers a complete audit you can act on. Higher tiers add specific capabilities — live competitor intelligence, executable outputs, and direct time with Kevin.
Analysis
The audit itself.
For Shopify, WooCommerce, or TikTok Shop founders doing $10–$100K/mo who want a report they can act on this week.
Includes
- 13-page strategic brand audit PDF
- Revenue math that reconciles — current vs. projected CR × AOV × sessions
- 5–7 opportunities with specific steps, expected $ lift, and time estimates
- Full-plan backlog of 12+ prioritized actions (today → this quarter)
- Tech-stack gap analysis with named app recommendations
- Baseline competitor overview
Strategy
Plus live competitive intelligence.
For founders who want deeper market context plus a direct conversation with Kevin before they execute.
Everything in Analysis, plus
- Live competitor scraping — your 3 direct competitors discovered via live web search, their homepages scraped, and their real positioning quoted next to yours
- Visual homepage critique — screenshot of your above-the-fold with AI-vision walkthrough: first-impression read, hierarchy issues, the one change to make now
- 30-minute 1-on-1 call with Kevin on Calendly
- 14 days of follow-up email Q&A
Growth
Plus executable outputs.
For founders ready to implement the plan, not just read it.
Everything in Strategy, plus
- Copy written for your brand — 3 email subject lines + openers and 2 landing-page hero blocks. Not templates.
- SEO opportunity list — 10–15 specific keywords with search volume and intent
- CRO test backlog — 15+ A/B tests ranked by ICE score
- 3-scenario revenue model — bear / base / bull with assumption triggers
- 10-min Loom walkthrough recorded by Kevin on your actual store
- 60-minute 1-on-1 session (up from 30)
- 30 days of priority Q&A (under 24-hour reply)
7-day money-back guarantee on all plans.
If the audit doesn't give you specific, evidence-cited findings you can act on within 7 days of delivery, email us and we'll refund you.
How It Works
From audit to action within 3 business days.
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AI Analysis
Automated analysis of your website and platform
Expert Review
Human review and enhancement of findings
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